Illustrated by Artful Doodlers
From inside: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, CIVILIAN!
This official logbook is TOP SECRET. I repeat, TOP SECRET! The contents of this book are revealed on a “need to know” basis and believe me, YOU DON’T NEED TO KNOW. So if this highly classified logbook somehow fell into your hands, do the right thing, my friend, return it to Penguin HQ, care of the New York Zoo. Trust me… you don’t want me to come and get it!